Please note: As of tomorrow, Monday August 31, 2020, I will no longer accept school forms for signature past 7pm. This includes but is not limited to PTA forms, volunteering, do I want a leadership role in the PTA (hell to the no), reading logs, class syllabus, code of conduct, what should I not wear to school or during virtual learning, what am I allergic to, if I have a medical issue what hospital should I go, if there is a nuclear explosion how will I ride home, do I qualify for lunch program, and/or how will I get home if mom forgets…again.

Exception to my rule: If you bring me wine or chocolate, I will extend the signing window by 30 minutes. But, If you whine or throw a tantrum, the window will shorten 30 minutes.

If you haven’t noticed, I really hate beginning of school paperwork. This is especially the case with Katie because of all her unique needs. One particular packet has taken me so long, they sent another home yesterday…in Spanish. Ok, let’s all just simmer down. I’m happy to say I completed it last night. I really think I should have sent it back in Spanish but I only remember the following phrases, “where’s the bathroom?”, “another beer, please”, “shut the door” and “you’re crazy in the head”. I suppose that says something about me.

Gracias! Let’s do our best of make this a great year. Adios!